W.W.J.D. What would Jesus do?

What would Jesus do? 

A comedian on Leno told a very funny joke tonight:

I was wearing one of those W.W.J.D. bracelets and I was at the movies. One guy's cell phone starts to ring, you know, one of those obnoxious rings that's a song. But he won't answer it because the good part of the movie is coming. Finally he answers it like nothings going on, "Hey, what's up? Nothin'. Just sittin' in the movie theater.

I say, "Hey would you please hang up the phone, please."

The guy turns around and says, "Shut up pal. It's none of your business, punk!"

I'm a man and I'm about to stand up to this guy when I look at my W.W.J.D. bracelet and think what would Jesus do?

So I set him on fire and sent him to hell!